Real Reviews.

Top THCa Vendors and products they sell.

Honest, independent reviews by me, Old Nessie.

Vendors

Vendor Overviews

How My Reviews Work

Products

Vendor Overviews

TopCola Cultivators – this operation out of Tennessee has impressed me. First in the quality of their flower and second in their speed of order processing and shipping. My orders have all been processed and send to USPS within the same day of ordering and in my mailbox a couple days later. Not to mention that the bud purchased (Cantaloupe Haze) has been some of the best I have ever had when it comes to taste and smoke. My TopCola Cultivators (TCC) review.

Wildflower Hemp Co – known for sourcing and delivering very high quality hemp grown in living soil and cured slowly and fully. If you are want 100% organic, premium cannabis products lab tested then you should check out Wildflower Hemp. Their shipping is fast and they run regular promotions and giveaways throughout the year you can take part in. 

The Hemp Barn - small batch high quality flower and vapes. Flower is often sold out but they usually have live resin vapes, THCa diamond carts / disposables.

Flow Gardens – grower and retailer / supplier. These guys are the farm for the majority of their flower. They are well known for the quality of the Type 2 and 3 flowers they sell. I do believe they outsource some of their type 1’s from Oklahoma. If you are not sure what the different types are all about, check out my FlowGardens review.

Dr. Ganja – the good doctor delivers but like most doctors they are not on time. Dr. Ganja is most known for having extremely high end products but slow slow slow shipping times. If you are a boyscout and are well prepared, ordering from Dr. Ganja is a great way to get very high quality bud at low low prices. Just prepare for the extended shipping time (around 2.5 -3 weeks).

Luckyelk – Oregon based farm that began as an organic produce garden and farm that provided healthy food to people in the area. Over time he began cultivating cannabis due to the call of the people he served in his community. Today Lucky Elk has been a consistent high quality choice from the swath of online vendors. They are one of the vendors that are also the grower. They do resell some of their flower but much of it is grown on their farms.

WNC-CBD – Western North Carolina CBD is one of the larger hemp vendors in the market. They offer high quality flower options including organic, living soil options. I have personally really enjoyed their Free Mac 1 strain. The shipping is fast, within 24 hours and the products have been good.

Preston Hemp Company PrestonHempco.com – grower in Oregon. They are very well regarded in the community as having high quality products, especially flower. I first tried their Jack Herer strain as I was looking for a sativa for daytime, and they delivered. I did not love the Jack but I will certainly try them again.

Arete – The big “A” in the hemp world is Arete. They were my first foray into the land of online thca vendors and they hold a special place in my heart. They have been called the wal-mart of THCa vendors which kind of makes me laugh. They do have huge selection and move a ton of product. If you are on a budget I recommend checking out their ‘ugly buds’ deals for some quality discount weed. See my Arete Hemp review.

Piur Select – small batch craft rosin maker is the best description for Piur Select I can think of. These guys are known for their amazing solventless live rosin concentrates. They offer these in disposable vape formats, vape cartridges and in glass jars in live rosin form. They also have flower but the rosin is what they are known for.

About My Reviews

I review things that I have purchased and used myself. They are my personal opinions, thoughts and feelings about these things.   

With my reviews I am going to tell you my thoughts, feelings and opinions, good and bad, as well as any basic explanations of whatever may be important about the product or service I’m reviewing. 

My reviews are independent. I do not accept payment from vendors to be listed here. I do not shill anything.
I get to be 100% honest and transparent in my reviews.
I’ll praise or flame either way.

You will see more positive leaning reviews than negative of the different THCa vendors, mostly because I am extremely picky about who I order from. And I only list vendors on this site that I have ordered from

I shop just like you could do. Visit the vendors website, shop and order. I love cannabis and smoke it every day. I pay for it just like everyone else and review my experience of purchasing from said vendor.


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THCa Vendor Reviews

My vendor reviews focus on how the vendor performs in the operational side of the business as well as their details, how the orders work, what the packaging looks like, how fast the order was processed and the general quality of the experience of shopping and ordering from there.   


With vendor reviews I am not focusing on how much I liked the weed I got necessarily, more so on how I feel about the vendor .

I do review most every product I buy as well with a product or strain review, so check those out to see how good (or bad) the goods are.  


I have been the THCa guinea pig for my friends.  


And I can do the same for you. Just look through my reviews, top-lists and buyers guides I write. If you like to compare vendor prices, check my legal weed vendor price sheet updated with average prices every couple weeks.


Change is certain in the THCa industry, so if a vendor turns sour we will do our best to link to discussion of it as we see it.

Product & Strain Reviews

My product reviews take a look at the product itself. I'll include photos, description and the overview of what it is, how much it cost and how it was.

I like to do my product reviews fresh before I have smoked anything for the day so this is usually sometime in the first half of the day before lunch.

Along with telling the details of what I am reviewing, I like to cover: look, feel, smell, taste, toke, effects, price, vendor and the 'would I buy it again' question.

I am giving you my honest opinion. I am not trying to sell you anything and I do not care whether you decide to purchase anything or not. I am sharing my experiences to help you make more informed choices on what you spend or do not spend your hard earned money on.



“I write these reviews myself, at least the vast majority of them. My friend Spencer writes the vape reviews because I'm not much of a vape fan.”

Old Nessie (me)


100% human written no A.I

Do you think A.I knows what it is like to smoke weed? I don't.

I don't think ChatGPT can tell you whether or not a certain strain will get you high, smoke good or what it tastes like. I can.

My Opinions

With my reviews I am going to tell you my OPINIONS, thoughts and feelings good and bad.

I'll also cover basic explanations of whatever may be important about the product or vendor I’m reviewing. 

Honest & Real

I'm not going to sugarcoat or shill anything. If it it gets me high, I'll tell you. If it is bunk and 'meh' feeling I'll tell you.

I get to be 100% honest and transparent in my reviews. I’ll praise or flame either way. Learn more about me here.